0.78% chance that im normal....

Jun 04

Irish and Filipinos:

1.) Most of them are Catholics
2.) They have big families
3.) They can all sing when they are drunk

Jun 03

If we all had to travel the same road in life, it would be crowded and ungraceful. So never complain if you get left behind or abandoned, because that could be your only opportunity to find peace and before you know it, God gives you a shortcut and you win! :)

May 30

This just in…

May 29

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest scars. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears… And the prettiest nose has had the most flu.

May 28

Bootylicious me.

May 27

DAFUQ!

May 19

[video]

May 16

My WTF face.

May 15

Male and female daily evolutions?

May 08

“My Alphabetical Disorder!”

May 06

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

May 05

Hey look! It’s same old me!

(I was my white version as a baby.)

May 01

best plan ever!

Apr 25

My Facebook Fanpage (like) -

Like :)

Apr 24

Truthful Tuesday

Got my pair of white shorts mixed up with my red jeans in the turbo drum! Now im rolling with awesome pink shorts! Genius!